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just another day of not being rich and famous

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3:19 pm  •  19 September 2014  •  436,350 notes


tumblr has made me a very sarcastic person irl

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3:19 pm  •  19 September 2014  •  179,240 notes


bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

3:19 pm  •  19 September 2014  •  251,207 notes


i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

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3:19 pm  •  19 September 2014  •  884,413 notes


if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

3:19 pm  •  19 September 2014  •  187,410 notes


My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

11:07 pm  •  18 September 2014  •  78,437 notes
  • French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
  • American Friend: THOUSAND?
  • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
  • 10:54 pm  •  18 September 2014  •  76,122 notes


    i hate asking people for things

    10:53 pm  •  18 September 2014  •  211,765 notes



    text posts are like children
    you delete the ones that dont succeed


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    10:53 pm  •  18 September 2014  •  397,676 notes