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samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

(Source: tomdefaggot)

8:03 pm  •  29 July 2014  •  609,321 notes

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

8:02 pm  •  29 July 2014  •  407,695 notes

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni)

8:02 pm  •  29 July 2014  •  564,799 notes

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

8:02 pm  •  29 July 2014  •  447,479 notes

untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

8:02 pm  •  29 July 2014  •  195,491 notes

governor:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

(Source: giggle)

8:01 pm  •  29 July 2014  •  481,169 notes

beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

(Source: doantshavedicks420)

8:01 pm  •  29 July 2014  •  383,129 notes

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: dominatrixes)

8:01 pm  •  29 July 2014  •  747,193 notes

*takes 19 selfies*

*deletes 22 selfies*

(Source: k999)

8:01 pm  •  29 July 2014  •  385,990 notes
One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life.
― Unknown (via suspend)

(Source: iheartnatqtpie88)

8:01 pm  •  29 July 2014  •  72,162 notes

deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

8:01 pm  •  29 July 2014  •  139,038 notes