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samandriel:

If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. 

8:10 pm  •  24 April 2014  •  231,216 notes

cooldeadgirl:

shitpant2:

every blogger from florida is an alligator w/ a computer. do not trust them.

um no they’re oranges, you must be new here

(Source: drycoochie)

1:02 am  •  24 April 2014  •  102,318 notes

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

1:01 am  •  24 April 2014  •  231,200 notes

abbey-murphy:

things that say a lot about people:

  • the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
  • how they feel about the weather
  • whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books 
  • fingernails 
  • and hands in general
  • their preferred creative outlet
  • how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
  • whether or not they drink coffee
  • if they ever forget to eat
  • how honest they are with themselves (and others)
  • if they correct your grammar
  • and whether or not they get nervous before haircuts

(Source: younghabitats)

9:41 pm  •  23 April 2014  •  590,103 notes